correspondence from our inmates and outpatients

I correct misplaced apostrophes on public signs. "God, look at how they spelled that! Where's my eyebrow pencil?" the obsession could stem from lingering regret about not entering a convent back in the days when nuns wore those groovy outfits with giant rosaries for belts.
mary tompsett, racine Wisc.

Your obsession is not unique. Nuns who used eyebrow pencils to correct misspelled words cast a confusing influence on many young lives.