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your place for humor therapy

"Reality is nothing but a collective hunch."
- Lily Tomlin

ENTER
watch your
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Welcome to the NuTH0uSE Web Clinic, your asylum in cyberspace.

You're about to take an on-line tour and sample some of the
knee-slapping, rib-tickling and other anatomical parts-abusing
madness that goes into the print version of our little ongoing
experiment in comic relief. So, put on a guest pass. C'mon in.

You might just get the feeling that this is where you belong.

Check into NutH0uSE for Treatment 103, Winter 2011-2012
Ever had a story rejected by a magazine?
Well, you'll feel better after you read the rejection notices one of our
contributing therapists received from several prestigious literary magazines
after he submitted a story written by William Faulkner as his own!
Enjoy the mad ravings of G. D. McFetridge, Arthur Winfield Knight, S. Minanel,
K. A. WIlliams, Bob Johnston, Jon Wesick, Rockin' Red and Rebecca Dupree..

NuTHouSE Treatment 103, $1.50 (Florida residents, $1.59; foreign, $2)
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