WARNING: Exceeding the recommended dosage of NuTH0uSE can
result in laughing fits, shortness of breath, slapped knee caps and
impaired taste. Use in combination with hot or alcoholic beverages
can cause minor burns or stained clothing. Pregnant women,
lactating women, balding men, voting Floridians and patients with
high blood pressure should consult a physician regardless of
whether they read
NuTH0uSE. Any therapeutic claims have been
ridiculed by the Food and Drug Administration.
your place for humor therapy

"Reality is nothing but a collective hunch."
-
Lily Tomlin
ENTER
watch your
step
Welcome to the NuTH0uSE Web Clinic, your asylum in cyberspace.

You're about to take an on-line tour and sample some of the
knee-slapping, rib-tickling and other anatomical parts-abusing
madness that goes into the print version of our little ongoing
experiment in comic relief. So, put on a guest pass. C'mon in.

You might just get the feeling that this is where you belong.
Check into NutH0uSE for Treatment 104, Spring 2012
Enjoy the mad ravings of Dale Andrew White, David Fox, K. A. Williams, Gerald A.
McBreen, Bruce Graham, Gary Blankenburg, Robert Cooperman, Rona F. Simon, and
Rod Farmer. $1.50 (FL residents, $1.59; Foreign, $2). Please do
NOT pay NuTH0uSE.
Make payments to Twin Rivers Press, P.O. Box 119, Ellenton, FL 34222-0119 Or pay
for an 8 treatment prescription with your credit card at the
Patient Admissions Desk..
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