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"Reality is nothing but a collective hunch."
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Welcome to the NuTH0uSE Web Clinic, your asylum in cyberspace.

You're about to take an on-line tour and sample some of the
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madness that goes into the print version of our little ongoing
experiment in comic relief. So, put on a guest pass. C'mon in.

You might just get the feeling that this is where you belong.
Check into NuTH0uSE for
Treatment 115 (Summer-Fall 2016) featuring the mad ravings of Dave R. Jones,
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Dr. Ludwig "Needles" von Quirk ...
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